January 2012
laughatmyself asked: hello, yes
Instead of covering myself in my nonexistent Australia merch and talking about racism, I’ve been spending my morning drinking in a pool but it’s raining again so I came inside to watch romantic comedies and now I’m a blubbering drunk mess and I want avocado dip, why isn’t there any avocado dip????
You really suck. Get lost.
A cute guy on the train just asked me if I was okay because I’m crying. I’m watching Wall-E. I hate myself.
I didn’t think Mad Mex could get any greater but I just got a takeaway frozen margarita for the train home. I also don’t think it’s legal for them to do that but I’m not complaining.
I haven’t eaten yet today and everyone is starting to look like walking, talking sandwhichs.
You are the bluest light
Listen
streetprowl asked: I will baby
I’m really happy
My head is spinning. I’m laying in Jess’s bed in a Pocahontas costume watching Daria. Life is good.
Anonymous asked: You and jack are heaps cute naaaw :D
I think I’ve been asleep most of my life
I think for my 18th (but really 20th) this year I might have a rubix cube party where everyone wears heaps of colors and you swap with people until you’re wearing one color.
Anonymous asked: But Wednesdays are the best nights to go out :D!
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Could everyone please just take a moment to cross your fingers with me that my pay magically goes into my account tonight instead of overnight so I can order pizza.
Work was brilliant. I have so much responsibility and it’s so overwhelming but I’m really excited! I have my own office and walking up Foveaux St every day is going to give me the best legs ever. I can’t wait to finally make good money and spend most of it at this heaps cute store I found on Oxford St.
I’m only half way through the first month and this year already rules. I spent Christmas, New Years and pretty much all of my break with my favorite person, I sign my contract and start my new job tomorrow and I’m making plans to move to Sydney over the next few weeks. And now I’m FINALLY watching Pirates of the Caribbean 4, drinking tea and missing you already.
WatchI was really drunk last night
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I blitzed an interview this morning and got a new job and now I’m drinking with Jack and then heading to karaoke to hang out with good friends. Today rules.
Today sucks.
I’m just going to save lots of money and open a pub.
I bet you did what you did when you did it to do it again by the time you were done with it.
“You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo.”
– Satan